GUYS GUYS GUYS

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE HISTORY OF EVER

I

BOILED AN EGG AND IT DIDN'T EXPLODE!

AND IT'S COOKED ALL THE WAY THROUGH!

NOT BURNT!

COOKED ALL THE WAY THROUGH!

HOLY SHIT VICTORY TASTES SO GOOD.

GOD NEXT I'LL SUDDENLY GET THE ABILITY TO FLIP AN OMELET.